Professional programmer, amateur speculator

People pay me money to write code so I guess I'm ok at that. Nobody pays me to write words but sometimes I want to do that anyway so here I am, doing it for free. In case you're curious, the name comes from the best Funkadelic song (and that's a stiff competition!).


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If for some reason you would like to yell at me, offer me money, proselytize your religion to me, etc, you can reach me by sending electronic mail to tomwarner13 at gmail dot com.

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